It´s not everyday that someone asks you for a bit of summer cabbage! With over 400 ways to say it we’ve been in stitches compiling this list.
Here are some of our top picks – 19 of the funniest & downright strangest euphemisms for sex.
Deeper Love´s Top 19 Funny Sexual Euphemisms
- Fancy a bit of summer cabbage? Try it out, we dare you!
- Rather descriptive, ´Making the beast with 2 backs´ has been heard by most
- You´d be forgiven for thinking this was a new Gaga song – to “Vulcanise the whoopee stick” – has us chuckling :)
- Rub Bacons. Enough said.
- Do a Dive in the Dark
- Don´t get known as the LOBSTER KETTLE ! This term refers to a woman who sleeps with all the soldiers coming in at port – she´d be said to be “making a lobster kettle” of herself.
- Dancing the goat’s jig. Cant get a picture of a dancing goat out of my head.
- Putting condensed milk on the waffle…
- While we´re on food, you could also head to the kitchen for a “Bit of Jam” ;)
- Dance the Mattress Jig.
- Feeling outdoorsy? How about “Giving someone a Green Gown”? This term specifically means to have sex in the grass, hills, fields… you get the picture.
- Have one’s corn ground.
- Whittling the love branch
- Pants-off dance-off
- Rather sweet, maybe even polite would be to “Make Feet For Children’s Stockings”
- Shaking Of The Sheets
- Doing the horizontal greased-weasel tango (lol!)
- Tooling in the Woods.
- Roasting the Broomstick.
Got any to share? Tell us !
Compiled by Deeper Love.